Carpe Some Diem...
pissed-n-stoned-n-wired:

Jimmy you dumb fuck

pissed-n-stoned-n-wired:

Jimmy you dumb fuck

Words to keep inside your pocket:

  • Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
  • Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful. 
  • Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound. 
  • Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling. 
  • Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like. 
  • Aubade - a song greeting the dawn. 
  • Ephemeral - lasting a very short time. 
  • Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal. 
  • Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound. 
  • Billet-doux - a love letter. 
  • Redamancy - act of loving in return.
tastefullyoffensive:

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thebrokenonesarethebestones:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

I laughed about this for like a million years

thebrokenonesarethebestones:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

I laughed about this for like a million years

If Jon Snow and Harry Potter ever met
Jon Snow: You have your mother's eyes.
Harry Potter: You must be Ned Stark's bastard.